The Main Bro' is legen...(wait for it)...dary!

You can go ahead and file this under “Things That Make Sense”. Apparently it doesn’t matter how hard I try, or how I fancy I suit up, Mr. Barney Stintson will always find a way to out-awesome me. I mean, having his birthday exactly the day before mine? Coincidence? I don’t think so. Anyways, there’s no way I can hate on ...The Main Bro’ so here’s a little tribute to the creator of the Bro Code. Happy B-day Bro!

To GLEE with love

Because those schoolgirl days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone, here it is, to GLEE with much, much, oh so very much LOVE!!!!!

I can't turn it off either!

Let the games begin!!! ....oh...wait...

No vuelvo a comer hongos aderezados Peanut butter! De pronto estoy en una versión Venezolana de “Siempre En Domingo” de 1984, y hay un puño Shakiras cantando el “Waka-Waka”, bailando y tocando el güiro, guitarra, timbales y demás instrumentos de lo que parece ser la orquesta de la reunión anual de las secretarias de la secundaria o el club de edecanes rechazadas del casting de “Los Albañiles”. Que alguien me ayude!!!

Alejandro, Fernando, Roberto...whatevssss.

Lady Gaga just released her 3 years long video for "Alejandro", which looks like the illegitimate child of Madonna's "Like A Prayer" & "Rain", so I think this bitch needs to be reminded how a GREAT video is made. Nobody does music videos like a Puerto-Rican in the late 80's, There’s just something in them...Que serra???...Que serrra???

My life is complete!

Yo no sabía de la existencia de esto, pero, aparentemente existe, asi que estaré festejando "El Dia de la Prostituta" like there's no tomorrow! Enviando todos sus mejores deseos a tod@s sus amig@s que ejercen el oficio (con y sin paga). Luv ya friends! ;)
I guess I have a lot of phone-calling, card-shopping, present-buying & whore-hugging to do today! Wish a Happy Prostitute Day to all of your Prostitution Whore Friends!

PS. And because I wasn't aware of this, here I am at work! I'm soooo leaving for the day to start my celebration!
Aqui la nota completa.

Diamonds were this girl's best friends.

On this beautiful tuesday I just wanna wish a happy birthday (to wherever she is), and pay tribute to my fellow gemini, Miss Norma Jeane Baker (A.K.A. Marilyn Monroe). We celebrate your legacy.