File This Under: ARE U F*CKIN SHITTIN' ME?

Al principio pensé que esto era el nuevo disco en espaniol de Raja from Rupal's Drag Race, pero ...oh no! Esto es parte del nuevo disco de Mimel Comde, el cual se puede conseguir en 'Samborn's' y que suena a lo que esucharías si pasas a Jollete cantando "Bailando" 87 veces por el filtro de autotune, con sus soniditos tipo Pacman and all! Muevete Lucero! La verdadera reina del nuevo dance esta aquí!

Katy Perry would be sooo mad!

Could we put our chimichanga plates down for a second, press 'PAUSE' on all international conflicts and the US Federal Debt talks, and direct our attention to address this crucial matter? It has been brought to my attenttion, by my dear Francisco 'la loca' Fonseca, if it was ok for us to let this bitch pretend as if she wasn't selling NOXEMA a few years back. Well, here's my answer in 4 words: HELL.TO.THE.NO!
I mean, if you're not gonna start the TV ad with a: "A ghost once told me that..." then you can move your little silicon breast to the "I know What You Did 45 Summers Ago: The Musical" filimg set, 'cause this shit you're blabbing about aint selling honnay!!! I'd rather watch Miss Noxema Jackson selling this crap, it would be less offensive and fiercer!!