Soooo, durante el mes que estuve de vacaciones (encerrado) en Calexico, mi vida social dió un giro inesperado and I became best friends with one of the most popular shows in US television “American Idol”. Todo esto raíz de que: #1. Es el último año en el cual estará Simon Cowell (A.K.A My Cunty Bitch Role Model), #2.- Paula Abdul was kicked out of it (Touchdown!) and #3.- My dearest Ellen DeGeneres was invited to fill out the empty fourth chair at the judges table. Así que, esta temporada promete ser épica!
Ahora, corte a: El fin de semana antepasado. Tuve mi primer AI marathon de esta temporada, y cuando veía el primer episodio, me enteré de algo que yo desconocía, y que maybe, alguno de ustedes también, so, let’s recap:
Durante la temporada pasada, donde mi Future Husband #2 was openly robbed! (but that’s another issue we'll discuss later), hubo un…ummm…how do I say this…there was this...character...una mujer (de la vida galante), que responde al nombre de Katrina Darrell. Well, this ho, thought it would be very CLEVER, to show up to the audition wearing nothing else but a bikini, like if she was auditioning for the new season of “Baywatch: The Reunion”. As she began 'singing' she reminded me of all those hoes in karaoke bars, que piensan que as long as you shake your head like a figurine on some Taxi’s dashboard, no one will notice how bad you really sound, even adding the hand gestures and all (OK, I was totally thinking about me singing on that one). Anyways, no les platicaré mas, mejor, dejaré que ustedes mismos lo vean, y externen su opinión.
Son 3 videos, el primero es la audición, in which the magical phrase, and the winner of the “OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!! Award” should be: “Well…your demonstration wasn’t any better”... an instant classic! Paula’s reaction….PRICELESS!!!
En el segundo video, podrán ver how one of these bitches is totally put in her place. I know…I know..there’s still some justice out there!
And last, but not least, el ultimo video contiene la 3er mujer, just in case your brain isn’t as damaged as mine, and it was wondering why the title had the “3 mujeres” in it. Well, this is the correct way anybody should always sing this song!!! (yeah that goes for you as well Mimi!)
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