Un adolescente que no ama el Soccer es el responsable de esto.

OK, I'm gonna keep this simple.
Es por todos sabido, que yo tengo varias razones para ver partidos de soccer, las cuales NO SON: saber quien gana, cuantos goles mete cada equipo o quien tuvo el juego mejor planeado. Pero el dia de hoy, me he enterado de una maravilla! Asi que, para todos ustedes que no son seguidores de dicho deporte, y posiblemente vayan a sufrir las transmisiones de los partidos en todos (o casi todos) los canales de television, durante el 11 de Junio y el 11 Julio de 2010, les tengo un regalito. Es mi obligacion informarles esto (lo cual yo desconocia): Saben cual es el slogan oficial de este campeonato???
Siii! Un aplauso para la chica rubia de amplio escote de la tercera fila! El slogan oficial de La Copa Mundial de la FIFA Sudáfrica 2010 es:

Ke Nako!!!

Awwww que bonito no???

The Culps!

Long time before Glee, there were some other people paying tribute to the classics, please let's hear it for....THE CULPS!

Aaaaand....I'm in heaven.

You know what? I think I should just stop looking for the perfect man, SNL has brought him to me. Done, The search is over.



Also, if I can find a family like this, my life would be complete.

Jujubee was robbed and everybody knows it!

I’m gonna call it. Tyra Sanchez is totally the Sandra Bullock of the Drag Queen world. There! I said it!
Last night a wig-wearing-gangsta known as Tyra Sanchez was crowned as America’s Next Drag Queen Superstar! (insert your very own eye rolling here), and two of my favorites contestants were left behind (robbed!) as third and second runner-uppers. The delicious character of asian extravaganza, Miss Jujubee herself (or as I like to call her “La 3 para 5 con chiles weritos y una jarra de te”), sashayed away after a very “stressful” (riiiiight!) decision from the judges . Miss Raven on the other hand, had to lyp-synch for her life against Beyonce’s slow talker long-lost half sister. With the final decision on RuPaul’s paws.
Lily & I decided last night, that RuPaul is the Lupita Jones of the cross-dressing industry. Bitch doesn’t really want another Drag Queen Superstar. He wants to be the only one! And make all the other hoes jealous of her boogie. Besides, let’s not forget who he got her inspiration from (paging Tyra Banks!)
Anyways, as a rendition to the glorious event known as “RuPaul’s Drag Race”, here is a clip of the first episode of the season that just ended. Can I hear an Amen?



And, as an encore to this fuckery, here’s another clip, that I’ve been watching on repeat for the last 38 minutes. Tatianna’s look…indeed, PRICELESS!