Jujubee was robbed and everybody knows it!

I’m gonna call it. Tyra Sanchez is totally the Sandra Bullock of the Drag Queen world. There! I said it!
Last night a wig-wearing-gangsta known as Tyra Sanchez was crowned as America’s Next Drag Queen Superstar! (insert your very own eye rolling here), and two of my favorites contestants were left behind (robbed!) as third and second runner-uppers. The delicious character of asian extravaganza, Miss Jujubee herself (or as I like to call her “La 3 para 5 con chiles weritos y una jarra de te”), sashayed away after a very “stressful” (riiiiight!) decision from the judges . Miss Raven on the other hand, had to lyp-synch for her life against Beyonce’s slow talker long-lost half sister. With the final decision on RuPaul’s paws.
Lily & I decided last night, that RuPaul is the Lupita Jones of the cross-dressing industry. Bitch doesn’t really want another Drag Queen Superstar. He wants to be the only one! And make all the other hoes jealous of her boogie. Besides, let’s not forget who he got her inspiration from (paging Tyra Banks!)
Anyways, as a rendition to the glorious event known as “RuPaul’s Drag Race”, here is a clip of the first episode of the season that just ended. Can I hear an Amen?



And, as an encore to this fuckery, here’s another clip, that I’ve been watching on repeat for the last 38 minutes. Tatianna’s look…indeed, PRICELESS!