This Casey James Guy is really causing some stir up among the gays and cougars all over the US, and of course by that, I meant Kara DioGuardi & myself. Honestly, sometimes I feel like I am destined to be the Kara of the southern California cholas, and trust me, I would accept that title with respect and devotion. But really, this guys is kinda growing in me (insert your very own kinky interpretation here). Besides, we all know the once you've been mentioned on textsfromlastnight.com, you're just drinks away from being on the next sexy (homo-erotic) vampires movies/tv series, or, like in Britney Spears’ case, fresh out of rehab.
Exhibit A:
(775):
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
(1-775):
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Note: I did NOT send this text, nor reply to myself, since I have no friends.
And, on the other side, this Joe Muñoz character, debe estar sumamente molesto con Guaymas, Sonora, ya que, de la mejor manera, les pidió que lo apoyaran, hasta les habló en español para que votaran por el. Lamentablemente eso no ocurrió, ya que ayer lo mandaron a su casa junto con otros 3 changuitos (Tyler Grady, Ashley Rodriguez & Janell Wheeler). Pero, lo mas divertido ocurrirá en unos 5 meses, aproximadamente, cuando los re-runs de American Idol sean transimitidos por algún canal privado en Mexico, y que la gente de Guaymas quiera votar por Mr. Muñoz.
Exhibit A:
(775):
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
(1-775):
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Note: I did NOT send this text, nor reply to myself, since I have no friends.
And, on the other side, this Joe Muñoz character, debe estar sumamente molesto con Guaymas, Sonora, ya que, de la mejor manera, les pidió que lo apoyaran, hasta les habló en español para que votaran por el. Lamentablemente eso no ocurrió, ya que ayer lo mandaron a su casa junto con otros 3 changuitos (Tyler Grady, Ashley Rodriguez & Janell Wheeler). Pero, lo mas divertido ocurrirá en unos 5 meses, aproximadamente, cuando los re-runs de American Idol sean transimitidos por algún canal privado en Mexico, y que la gente de Guaymas quiera votar por Mr. Muñoz.
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