miércoles, 19 de mayo de 2010

Suit up Gleeks!!!


Barney Stinson is never wrong! Whether he’s asking you to suit up, slut up, or asking you to cell-phone hi-five him. Bitch just can’t do anything wrong. Last night he reminded us that Global Warming is just a theory. Hell yes! I mean, this crazy weather is supposed to happen anyways, it’s inevitable (yes, I was re-watching “2012” for the 78663 time last night ).
Bryan Ryan is THE SHIT, as dedicated to his acting as Meryl Streep, as he totally showed us that “Hooray!” is a pivotal line in Les Mis, and it must be felt from the bottom of your soul (if you have any).
Also, a big shout-out to the beauty singin’ “Big Spender” at her audition, that ho should get the part stat! “Sweet Charity” would never be as Glamorous! On the other hand, the HBIC of “Vocal Adrenaline” turned out to be Rachel’s biological mother. Really? Really? Those two look more like mother & daughter than Madge & Little Lola. I just wish that Shelby had been giving her eggs or used her womb as a UHAUL storage room on a 9 month lease for gay couples several times, and by the season finale we have 8 other Rachels singin about love, life & pain, turning it into “Octomom: The Musical” or “Sue & Shue plus 8: The Musical” (I need to stop watching GLEE and drinking Kahlúa at the same time)



Anyways, here are the renditions of “Dream On” by Bryan Ryan & Mr. Shuester, and “I Dreamed A Dream” by Shelby & Rachel.





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