Justin Bieber, you need to learn how to play an instrument.

Corre el rumor de que El Vaticano envió una cordial invitación a este niño, recomendación directa del Padre Marcial Maciel, en donde le dicen que el tendría libertad absoluta de tocar lo que quisiera ;)

PS. También le dijeron, que si quería, tambien podía tocar el piano u_u

Happy Birthday Chaka!

En un dia como hoy (espero que haya sido en un viernes gay tambien) pero de 1840, one of the most polific, creative & loved gays in history, was born, Miss Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (or La Chaka, como lo conocian sus maniwis). La neta es que le sufrio mucho mi mana, debido a la represión de su homosexualidad, pero todo su sufrimiento lo transformo en unas maravillosas obras de arte, algunas de las cuales logre conocer a temprana edad gracias a Disney Channel (Oh Yes! This was way before Hannah Montana!) Y he aqui, el primer contacto que tuve yo con quien fuese conocido como el Elton John, Freddie Mercury or Juan Gabriel de los late 1800's. ENJOY

It's a Precious Day!

On a day like today, 27 years ago, Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe (A.K.A Claireece "Precious" Jones) was born in Brooklyn, New York. And I need to thank her, because since I watched "Precious" I no longer feel like I need to hide my most sacred secrets, because I also wish I had a light-skinned boyfriend with real nice hair. And I wanna be on the cover of a magazine too. But first I wanna be in one of them BET videos.

And as a gift (to myself) here's a pic of Miss Sidibe chatting with the professor of glamour Miss Alexis Carrington (or Joan Collins if you like to pretend she's a real person), and well, I do not read minds, but I'm pretty sure they were just having a conversation about diamonds, gold, champagne, caviar, corporate takeovers, Persian kittens, bubble baths and how Joan was in talks for the Mo'Nique role in Precious.



And last but not least, here's the clip to promote her appearance as a host on SNL, just delicious!

We're all sluts!

According to Glee's last night's episode, we are all sluts, and yes, as Emma said, nobody is safe! But who gives a damn! Let's get physical! Shall we?

Happy Chinchilli Day!

Many many years ago, the chinchilli tried to take over our lands, but my people defended them, and that's when La Revolucion de Chinchilla took place, it's a very important tradition, that we need to celebrate as much as we can.



Even the french have chinchilli day!

Thank you FIFA!

This one goes out to you, "Ke Nako" creator!
En exactamente una semana contrataré SKY o DirecTV o DISH Network, no importa, el que sea, con tal de ver este tan esperado evento (y a todos sus directamente involucrados). En mi opinión, le deberían de otorgar el premio nobel de la paz al presidente de la FIFA o a Annie Leibovitz por poner a Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid/Portugal) y a Didier Drogba (Chelsea/Costa De Marfil) en la portada de Junio de Vanity Fair. Es decir, a alguien le tenemos que agradecer, que los eventos internacionales se hayan vuelto tan interesantes, al conseguir que otras personalidades futbolisticas como Sulley Muntari (Inter Milan/Ghana), Landon Donavan (L.A Galaxy/USA), Kaká (Real Madrid/Brasil), Samuel Eto’o (Inter Milan/Camerún), Pato (A.C Milan/Brasil), Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus/Italia), Dejan Stankovic (Inter Milan/Serbia), Carlton Cole (West Ham United/Inglaterra) y Michael Ballack (Chelsea/Alemania) posaran en sus mejores trapitos. Despues de esto, quien quiere ir a la guerra?

Exhibit A:

PS, Y para aquellos que dijeron: "Wow! El Abelardo se sabe los nombres de varios jugadores de Soccer!" Lamento desilusionarlos, pero no es asi, no se quien es quien, and I really can't care less, just put yur pants down and smile for the camera ;)

Ellen is never wrong!

Come on, don't act like you don't know what Ellen is talking about, she has a very important point here! I mean, how am I supposed to slut around on GRINDR if iPhone is not working with me? What about some support Apple?

Un adolescente que no ama el Soccer es el responsable de esto.

OK, I'm gonna keep this simple.
Es por todos sabido, que yo tengo varias razones para ver partidos de soccer, las cuales NO SON: saber quien gana, cuantos goles mete cada equipo o quien tuvo el juego mejor planeado. Pero el dia de hoy, me he enterado de una maravilla! Asi que, para todos ustedes que no son seguidores de dicho deporte, y posiblemente vayan a sufrir las transmisiones de los partidos en todos (o casi todos) los canales de television, durante el 11 de Junio y el 11 Julio de 2010, les tengo un regalito. Es mi obligacion informarles esto (lo cual yo desconocia): Saben cual es el slogan oficial de este campeonato???
Siii! Un aplauso para la chica rubia de amplio escote de la tercera fila! El slogan oficial de La Copa Mundial de la FIFA Sudáfrica 2010 es:

Ke Nako!!!

Awwww que bonito no???

The Culps!

Long time before Glee, there were some other people paying tribute to the classics, please let's hear it for....THE CULPS!

Aaaaand....I'm in heaven.

You know what? I think I should just stop looking for the perfect man, SNL has brought him to me. Done, The search is over.



Also, if I can find a family like this, my life would be complete.

Jujubee was robbed and everybody knows it!

I’m gonna call it. Tyra Sanchez is totally the Sandra Bullock of the Drag Queen world. There! I said it!
Last night a wig-wearing-gangsta known as Tyra Sanchez was crowned as America’s Next Drag Queen Superstar! (insert your very own eye rolling here), and two of my favorites contestants were left behind (robbed!) as third and second runner-uppers. The delicious character of asian extravaganza, Miss Jujubee herself (or as I like to call her “La 3 para 5 con chiles weritos y una jarra de te”), sashayed away after a very “stressful” (riiiiight!) decision from the judges . Miss Raven on the other hand, had to lyp-synch for her life against Beyonce’s slow talker long-lost half sister. With the final decision on RuPaul’s paws.
Lily & I decided last night, that RuPaul is the Lupita Jones of the cross-dressing industry. Bitch doesn’t really want another Drag Queen Superstar. He wants to be the only one! And make all the other hoes jealous of her boogie. Besides, let’s not forget who he got her inspiration from (paging Tyra Banks!)
Anyways, as a rendition to the glorious event known as “RuPaul’s Drag Race”, here is a clip of the first episode of the season that just ended. Can I hear an Amen?



And, as an encore to this fuckery, here’s another clip, that I’ve been watching on repeat for the last 38 minutes. Tatianna’s look…indeed, PRICELESS!

Selena was taken away from us, 15 years ago. :(

And here we are me and my cousin paying tribute to her. We love you Selena!

Shocking News: Ricky Martin Is Gay!!!

Se acabaron las dudas, y los rumores, Ricky Maryin es gay. Hoy publica en su website una carta abierta, donde decide abandonar el closet, con version en español y en ingles, pueden leerlo aqui: http://rickymartinmusic.com/portal/news/news.asp?item=114532


Curiosamente, lo primero que me vino a la mente es: Que pasara ahora con Rebeca De Alba???

Oh look there's nancy!

Yo tengo una prima que se llama Nancy. Solo en una ocasion la he confundido a ella con alguien mas, ahhh pero como he confundido a otras personas con extraños, en miles de ocasiones. Antes solo pasaba en los antros, ya que, entre el alcohol, la oscuridad, la multitud y mi ceguera prematura, era facil confundirme, pero, ultimamente, me pasa cada vez mas seguido y en cualquier lugar. Al saber que Ellen lo menciona en su stand up comedy show, me siento mas relajado de saber que no soy el unico que alguna vez ha dicho: "Oh look, there's nancy!"

De acuerdo a...

Este dia es para rendirle homenaje a dos personalidades de mi FB.

Primero a Ivan Moreno que dijo: "Es imposible que el mundo termine el 2012, mi atún vence en el 2014!"

And the other one is for my dear friend, Dania Cital, who said: "After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F!!!"

Two thumbs up!

Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger u.u

Release your inner chola, and let the sharpie wars begin!!!

TGIF!!! (Think Gay, It's Friday!!!)

Friday is finally here! Y la diversión toma distintas y variadas formas. Some of you will go out to the movies, hey, Alice In Wonderland is finally here! (bring your favorite recreational drug for an enhanced experience), some of you might go to clubs, bars or will have some caguamas with friends at some random banqueta ...(those were the good times man!), while some others, like I did last weekend, will stay home, seating in front of your computer trying to lick your elbows, while being recorded by your webcam, like this gorgeous piece of brains (eye rolling strongly required), Mr. Jamie Stroud. Enjoy!!!

Precious started it all!!!

Es oficial, los gordos y gordas estan de moda, thank God I'm always in style! According to the NY POST, ahora resulta que Disney is working on putting "Dumbo" on Broadway as a musical! You know there's already a huge line of fatass actors and actresses trying to get a role in such production (paging Alec Baldwin & Kristie Alley), some of them are even thinking about quitting their part on Celebrity Fit Club.
But you know what, I seriously wish that they can re work on the story, so we can have Miss Gabby Sidibe playing a big sad elephant (again). I can totally see Sheyla haciendo el mismo personaje en la mexican production orquestada por OCESA. Vean este video, y diganme si no parece que hasta ya esta en la pista central del circo???
PS. Neta Vukki, creo que esta es tu oportunidad de saltar al estrellato.

I hate that bitch! (I hate smart people)

OMG!!!! OMG!!! De haber sabido que eso es lo que necesitaba hacer, me hubiera puesto a llorar como esta niña hace bastante tiempo!!!! Necesito trabajar en mis videos para Matthew Fox!!!.. O para Adam Lambert!!... O talvez para Cristiano Ronaldo!!! …O quizá mejor para Taylor Lautner …digo, alguno de ellos deberá de estar dispuesto a hacer mi sueño realidad no?

My two cents for the troops.

En estos tiempos de tanto conflicto internacional, desastres naturales y crisis de todo tipo, USA ha decidido, como siempre, apoyar a sus vecinos de la comunidad internacional de varias maneras. Una de estas maneras es el envío de tropas. Así que, he considerado que es sumamente importante mantener felices a nuestros hombres (and some of the ladies...if you know what I mean) que estan overseas, darles ese aliento de esperanza de que todo estara bien, y de que cuando vuelvan, seran plenamente recompensados. Asi que, se me ocurrio hacer este video, espero que les guste tanto como a ellos. Enjoy!
PS. Disculpen el tiradero en mi cuarto, es que ya iba a empezar American Idol y no queria perderme la eliminatoria. Thanks!